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bart freebairn
Joke talker
Mastermind
Cake Ninja
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Hello I am Bart Freebairn and welcome to my website bartlol.com the lol stands for laugh out loud not little old lady just so you know Grandma. I like riding bicycles, eating tasty things, sleeping in, and wrestling nations over a tuppence. However there is more to me than random activities so I will elaborate. First a few rumours need to be clarified.
There is talk of me being some sort of cake ninja and I will not deny this. I have been known at times to meld with the shadows and use ancient martial arts to assassinate and nom any cake that is silly enough walk the streets looking delicious. The other idle talk about me eating wolves legs when they sleep is just not true. I am no wolf leg ambusher. Stop sipping on lies and dine on the tasty truth, like the next paragraph.
The main reason I have made a digital embassy is because one of my preferred functions is that of a joke slinger, I want to share this with the world. For a handful of years I have been getting on stage and making jokes and stories shoot out of my face to make those who are in the room laugh out of their faces. That’s right I am no slouch at being foolish in front of people. Even people who work at newspapers have said I am okay. So put your doubts to rest and let the giggles out.
If you cannot find me please look around the festivals and comedy clubs that grace this fine land. I will be there. If you do not find me there then look in your heart. I will most likely be there baking cookies and singing.
Please enjoy my blog and keep your eyes on this spot for any updates on my slow but steady plot for world domination.
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